some jokes.

Yesterday I read a magazine incloud some jokes it is funny i hpe you like it :

1- Veterinarian : a woman her consort loses his grasp and she try to wake him but she could n't and she remember thier neighbor he is a velerinarian , she called him ,he came and began testing him , he left up him hastacknd ,full dawn ,and he left up his leg ,full dawn , then he told the wife " if he stay in this case butcher him "...
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2 - THE DELIGHT STACK NOT DEAD: old woman find migic lamp ,she rubbed it ,the gaint go out from the lamp and she wanted from him to return her youn and he did that he return her in to 40 years old but she do n't like that and she wanted from him to return her younger than that and he return her in to 20 years old but she do n't like that and she wanted to be the youngest and he return her in to 2 years old and then she infect with meningitis disease and then she dead ....
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3 - do you want converse joke ......in the first laugh .........